tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-326844842024-03-14T15:17:40.432+11:00Gladys Bembo's observations on the book tradeVeteran commentator Gladys Bembo muses on the foibles, eccentricities and scandals of the book industry. Gladys writes a regular column for <a href="http://www.booksellerandpublisher.com.au">BOOKSELLER+PUBLISHER magazine</a>, the journal of the Australasian book industry.Gladys Bembohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09686175100344515346noreply@blogger.comBlogger132125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32684484.post-15005831196289584682010-02-23T15:52:00.003+11:002010-02-23T15:53:55.246+11:00The Olden Days ... and forgotten passwordsWhenever I get the chance, I like to horrify young people by telling them stories from the Olden Days, such as ‘bookshops used to have a cash resister on the counter and that was all, and you had to work out the change in your head, and you had to remember where every book in the shop was … ‘ and ‘when I came for my first day’s work at an office job, I was shown to a desk with a chair on each side, two manual typewriters back-to-back and one telephone.’ However, there is a downside to having so much history stored in my head, and that is that there is no room left in there for the multitude of usernames and passwords one needs to remember in order to operate the interwebs. My young nephew, who usually comes to the rescue when I suffer a bout of technical bamboozlement, has been travelling overseas, and his blithe parting words that he would be ‘always available – on email, SMS, Twitter, Facebook or Skype’ proved to be pretty useless when I couldn’t log in to any of them! This is a long-winded way of admitting that I haven’t checked my email for a very long time (if fact, the password problems became so insumountable I now have a new email account at gladys.bembo@gmail.com), which is why I am only reporting the item below some months after the event …Gladys Bembohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09686175100344515346noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32684484.post-53072891957536673102010-02-23T15:52:00.001+11:002010-02-23T15:52:30.240+11:00The one about the flightless birdI hear from one of my dearest bookselling friends in Sydney that the NSW ABA/APA Christmas party held back in December was very well attended by both sides of the industry ‘with drinks flowing, copious food and lots of good cheer from the wall-to-wall people.’ Random House, Harper Collins, Allen & Unwin, Hachette, Macmillan, Simon & Schuster and Murdoch were all well represented, with both management and sales reps in attendance. However, when it came time to hand out the prizes for the best reps, it soon became clear that while one publisher (the one with a flightless bird for its logo) was getting many of the gongs, ‘they were notable for having not ONE single person present to accept the awards for their reps. Everyone was laughing that this is such a small company, they couldn't possibly afford to buy a ticket and send someone,’ my friend reports.Gladys Bembohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09686175100344515346noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32684484.post-35780564394162981682010-02-23T15:51:00.000+11:002010-02-23T15:52:02.449+11:00Forget pulping, millions of books trashedIn the ‘did you know?’ department: in the US, returns are still running at 30-40% and over a billion unsold books are destroyed each year. What’s more, with so many more titles in the US being published in mass-market paperback editions, a lot of unsold copies don’t even get the chance to be remaindered, as most have their covers ripped off and returned for credit, with the pages of the book simply being put out in the rubbish by the bookseller. As poor old Borders limps along in the US (obligatory note: Borders Asia Pacific is entirely separate now under REDgroup ownership and is doing quite nicely, thanks), it is winding up most of its Waldenbooks stores, and a grass-roots campaign is urging Borders to donate unsold stock from these branches to schools, libraries and community organisations rather than throwing them away. From this beginning, the campaigners are hoping to put pressure on the entire industry to stop being so wasteful. See www.donatenotdumpster.org for more.Gladys Bembohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09686175100344515346noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32684484.post-64121267846483352902010-02-23T15:50:00.002+11:002010-02-23T15:51:11.356+11:00Farewell Borders UKIt was very sad to hear of Borders in the UK going into administration and closing its 45 stores just days before Xmas (resulting in over 1100 booksellers losing their jobs and being literally cast out into the cold). Keen to ensure there was no confusion, the good folk at REDGroup sent out a press release within an hour of the news breaking to assure us that all was tiddly-boo with Borders in Australia, NZ and Singapore under their stewardship. Slightly ironic, then, to receive a ‘Buy 3 books at Borders, save 35%’ offer by email just a few hours later …. wasn’t that just the sort of behaviour that’s gotten our British cousins into so much strife?Gladys Bembohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09686175100344515346noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32684484.post-74803729817297744052010-02-23T15:50:00.001+11:002010-02-23T15:50:38.795+11:00Charitable gesturesAfter the enormous success of the Indigenous Literacy Project, I hear rumours of a marvellous new charitable venture in the book industry. I've heard talk that a senior executive within a Certain Retail Organisation has started a reading group for fellow captains of industry. Book publishers have been invited to suggest suitably inspirational titles. The publisher of the chosen book will then receive a handsome order so that the book can be enjoyed by this elite group. So where's the charity come in? Well, obviously CEOs can't be expected to actually pay for the books that they read, so the lucky publisher's three-figure order must be supplied gratis. Clearly, being read by such grandees is reward enough. Great to see our book industry doing its bit to spur on the country's hard-up business leaders.Gladys Bembohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09686175100344515346noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32684484.post-20936170819744589642010-02-23T15:48:00.002+11:002010-02-23T15:49:56.904+11:00A sigh of reliefGiven the trouble Kiwi icon author Witi Ihimaera has gotten himself into over plagiarism accusations in his latest novel, <span style="font-style:italic;">The Trowenna Sea</span>, I’m sure there’s a Melbourne independent publisher breathing a sigh of relief in his compact little backyard office that after some umming and ahhing last year, his eventual decision was not to acquire the Australian rights and publish an Australian edition! (Although as an aside, it always strikes me as odd how few of the books published across the pond, often by branches of the multinationals, get promoted – or even properly distributed – here. Surely an expat population of approximately 250,000 Kiwis is in itself a good enough reason to try to do more to sell NZ books in Australia?)Gladys Bembohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09686175100344515346noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32684484.post-66665212613125901032010-02-23T15:48:00.001+11:002010-02-23T15:48:42.875+11:00Of men and their shedsSpeaking of backyards … Some time ago I was invited to lunch at the home of an old friend, a veteran journo and sometime author who has published a number of books over the years with a range of publishers. Lunch was taking a while to prepare, so half a dozen or so guests and our host were assembled in his fine garden, sipping a pre-lunch drinkie or two in the sun. I’d been to his house previously, but usually for dinner parties, so I don’t think I’d ever seen the garden in full daylight, and I noted out loud my surprise that there were two garden sheds. ‘So, one is for garden tools, what do you keep in the other one: all your remainders?’ I quipped, unwisely. There was a collective intake of breath among the guests, followed by a very uncomfortable silence … until our host strode over to his second shed and flung the door open to reveal that it was indeed stacked with cartons printed with some familiar publishers’ logos. The moral of the tale: never ask a man what he keeps in his shed!Gladys Bembohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09686175100344515346noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32684484.post-12238813193313481102010-02-23T15:46:00.000+11:002010-02-23T15:48:15.719+11:00Of authors and their sometimes colourful lifestylesAt one of the many pre-Christmas drinkies events I popped into ‘just for the one’ I was told some very entertaining and scurrilous stories about the personal life of one of our best-known authors. Of course I’m sworn to secrecy, but if you’d like to speculate on who it might have been and what their colourful ‘lifestyle’ might include – and you can do it in a manner that is a) amusing but not filthy and b) not defamatory (as judged by the strict standards of the publisher and editor of this esteemed organ) – you can email me at the address provided below and I may include your responses in a future column.Gladys Bembohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09686175100344515346noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32684484.post-28284104834549205402009-07-17T13:49:00.000+10:002009-07-17T13:50:37.595+10:0013 would be just too much bad luckWhat does it say about how much a certain quasi-governmental instrumentality (or should that be ‘externality’) knows about the industry it has spent so much time studying that the print version of its final report has a 10-digit ISBN?Gladys Bembohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09686175100344515346noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32684484.post-59706738106019787712009-05-14T12:36:00.000+10:002009-05-14T12:37:11.894+10:00Flying out the door ...Not only do Ms Meyer’s terrifically successful teen-vampire books now have their own ‘account manager’ at Hachette, apparently they have inspired some particularly creative shoplifting. I hear that one central Melbourne bookshop was flummoxed at how their entire stock of a ‘limited-edition’ tie-in tote bag (will merchandising wonders never cease?) was pilfered in one hit … while on top of a very tall display in clear view.Gladys Bembohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09686175100344515346noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32684484.post-34030679848337394212009-05-14T12:35:00.000+10:002009-05-14T12:36:31.725+10:00The lawyers always win<meta equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"><meta name="ProgId" content="Word.Document"><meta name="Generator" content="Microsoft Word 11"><meta name="Originator" content="Microsoft Word 11"><link rel="File-List" href="file:///C:%5CDOCUME%7E1%5Ctim%5CLOCALS%7E1%5CTemp%5Cmsohtml1%5C08%5Cclip_filelist.xml"><o:smarttagtype namespaceuri="urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" name="place"></o:smarttagtype><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <w:worddocument> <w:view>Normal</w:View> <w:zoom>0</w:Zoom> <w:punctuationkerning/> <w:validateagainstschemas/> <w:saveifxmlinvalid>false</w:SaveIfXMLInvalid> <w:ignoremixedcontent>false</w:IgnoreMixedContent> <w:alwaysshowplaceholdertext>false</w:AlwaysShowPlaceholderText> <w:compatibility> <w:breakwrappedtables/> <w:snaptogridincell/> <w:wraptextwithpunct/> <w:useasianbreakrules/> <w:dontgrowautofit/> </w:Compatibility> <w:browserlevel>MicrosoftInternetExplorer4</w:BrowserLevel> </w:WordDocument> </xml><![endif]--><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <w:latentstyles deflockedstate="false" latentstylecount="156"> </w:LatentStyles> </xml><![endif]--><!--[if !mso]><object classid="clsid:38481807-CA0E-42D2-BF39-B33AF135CC4D" id="ieooui"></object> <style> st1\:*{behavior:url(#ieooui) } </style> <![endif]--><style> <!-- /* Style Definitions */ p.MsoNormal, li.MsoNormal, div.MsoNormal {mso-style-parent:""; margin:0cm; margin-bottom:.0001pt; mso-pagination:widow-orphan; font-size:12.0pt; font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";} p.MsoBodyText, li.MsoBodyText, div.MsoBodyText {margin-top:0cm; margin-right:0cm; margin-bottom:6.0pt; margin-left:0cm; mso-pagination:widow-orphan; font-size:12.0pt; font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";} p.BodyTextnoindent, li.BodyTextnoindent, div.BodyTextnoindent {mso-style-name:"Body Text no indent"; mso-style-update:auto; mso-style-parent:"Body Text"; mso-style-next:"Body Text"; margin:0cm; margin-bottom:.0001pt; mso-pagination:widow-orphan; font-size:11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size:10.0pt; font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language:EN-US; mso-bidi-font-style:italic;} @page Section1 {size:612.0pt 792.0pt; margin:72.0pt 90.0pt 72.0pt 90.0pt; mso-header-margin:36.0pt; mso-footer-margin:36.0pt; mso-paper-source:0;} div.Section1 {page:Section1;} --> </style><!--[if gte mso 10]> <style> /* Style Definitions */ table.MsoNormalTable {mso-style-name:"Table Normal"; mso-tstyle-rowband-size:0; mso-tstyle-colband-size:0; mso-style-noshow:yes; mso-style-parent:""; mso-padding-alt:0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; mso-para-margin:0cm; mso-para-margin-bottom:.0001pt; mso-pagination:widow-orphan; font-size:10.0pt; font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-ansi-language:#0400; mso-fareast-language:#0400; mso-bidi-language:#0400;} </style> <![endif]--> <p class="BodyTextnoindent">That old truism about lawyers being the only winners in lawsuits seems to have come true for poor old thriller writer Clive Cussler. Action-man Clive thought he’d suffered enough after losing a long-running series of court cases against the film studio that made the spectacularly unsuccessful film based on his novel <st1:place st="on"><i>Sahara</i></st1:place>, paying out US$5 million in damages. But now he has been ordered to pay the winners’ lawyers’ bills as well at $US14 million! Once he pays his own legal team, estimates are that he may be US$27 million out of pocket.</p> Gladys Bembohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09686175100344515346noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32684484.post-46675666880497947402009-05-14T12:33:00.001+10:002009-05-14T12:35:45.258+10:00More culture in a pot of yoghurt?My old friend Horace Bent, who writes a similar column to this one in the UK’s <span style="font-style: italic;">Bookseller</span> magazine, has announced the winners of the annual Diagram Prize for the year’s oddest book title. The 2009 winner is <span style="font-style: italic;">The 2009-2014 World Outlook for 60-milligram Containers of Fromage Frais</span> by Professor Philip M Parker (Icon Group International). The title received 32% of the 5000+ votes cast at the <span style="font-style: italic;">Bookseller</span>’s website. The runner-up, with 22% of the votes, was <span style="font-style: italic;">Baboon Metaphysics</span> by Dorothy L Cheney and Robert M Seyfarth (University of Chicago Press). Also in contention were <span style="font-style: italic;">Curbside Consultation of the Colon</span> by Brooks D Cash (SLACK Incorporated), <span style="font-style: italic;">Strip and Knit with Style</span> by Mark Hordyszynski (C & T), <span style="font-style: italic;">The Large Sieve and Its Applications</span> by Emmanuel Kowalski (Cambridge University Press) and <span style="font-style: italic;">Techniques for Corrosion Monitoring</span> by Lietai Yang (Woodhead). Dear readers, can you think of any locally published titles that we might want to nominate next year?Gladys Bembohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09686175100344515346noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32684484.post-87364966138256805352009-05-14T12:32:00.000+10:002009-05-14T12:33:45.411+10:00Why you can't buy a $20 book<meta equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"><meta name="ProgId" content="Word.Document"><meta name="Generator" content="Microsoft Word 11"><meta name="Originator" content="Microsoft Word 11"><link rel="File-List" href="file:///C:%5CDOCUME%7E1%5Ctim%5CLOCALS%7E1%5CTemp%5Cmsohtml1%5C05%5Cclip_filelist.xml"><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <w:worddocument> <w:view>Normal</w:View> <w:zoom>0</w:Zoom> <w:punctuationkerning/> <w:validateagainstschemas/> <w:saveifxmlinvalid>false</w:SaveIfXMLInvalid> <w:ignoremixedcontent>false</w:IgnoreMixedContent> <w:alwaysshowplaceholdertext>false</w:AlwaysShowPlaceholderText> <w:compatibility> <w:breakwrappedtables/> <w:snaptogridincell/> <w:wraptextwithpunct/> <w:useasianbreakrules/> <w:dontgrowautofit/> </w:Compatibility> <w:browserlevel>MicrosoftInternetExplorer4</w:BrowserLevel> </w:WordDocument> </xml><![endif]--><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <w:latentstyles deflockedstate="false" latentstylecount="156"> </w:LatentStyles> </xml><![endif]--><style> <!-- /* Style Definitions */ p.MsoNormal, li.MsoNormal, div.MsoNormal {mso-style-parent:""; margin:0cm; margin-bottom:.0001pt; mso-pagination:widow-orphan; font-size:12.0pt; font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";} p.MsoBodyText, li.MsoBodyText, div.MsoBodyText {margin-top:0cm; margin-right:0cm; margin-bottom:6.0pt; margin-left:0cm; mso-pagination:widow-orphan; font-size:12.0pt; font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";} p.BodyTextnoindent, li.BodyTextnoindent, div.BodyTextnoindent {mso-style-name:"Body Text no indent"; mso-style-update:auto; mso-style-parent:"Body Text"; mso-style-next:"Body Text"; margin:0cm; margin-bottom:.0001pt; mso-pagination:widow-orphan; font-size:11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size:10.0pt; font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language:EN-US; mso-bidi-font-style:italic;} @page Section1 {size:612.0pt 792.0pt; margin:72.0pt 90.0pt 72.0pt 90.0pt; mso-header-margin:36.0pt; mso-footer-margin:36.0pt; mso-paper-source:0;} div.Section1 {page:Section1;} --> </style><!--[if gte mso 10]> <style> /* Style Definitions */ table.MsoNormalTable {mso-style-name:"Table Normal"; mso-tstyle-rowband-size:0; mso-tstyle-colband-size:0; mso-style-noshow:yes; mso-style-parent:""; mso-padding-alt:0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; mso-para-margin:0cm; mso-para-margin-bottom:.0001pt; mso-pagination:widow-orphan; font-size:10.0pt; font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-ansi-language:#0400; mso-fareast-language:#0400; mso-bidi-language:#0400;} </style> <![endif]--> <p class="BodyTextnoindent">I’m always over the moon to receive correspondence relating to my little tales—it does reassure me that I still have an audience and that I’m not prattling on to an empty room. In reply to an item in the March issue, I received the following illuminating recollection: <i>‘In answer to your correspondent asking why we don’t price items to the full dollar, there is a very valid reason not to. In a past life I was with a (then) large Australian publishing house who wanted to do just that. At an arranged meeting with a (then) large bookselling department store, we were promptly advised that would not be possible. We were advised: “For a $20 purchase the customer can hand over a $20 note and with no change required, turn and walk away. The canny cash-register attendant could choose not to ring up the sale and pocket the note!” It was because of this integrity issue we did not get retail support and did not proceed with rounding to full-dollar pricing.’<o:p></o:p></i></p> Gladys Bembohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09686175100344515346noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32684484.post-81023927584213932862009-05-14T12:31:00.000+10:002009-05-14T12:32:40.324+10:00Beyond customer service<div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-style: italic;">My good friend Mary Dalmau at Melbourne’s Readers Feast bookshop is known for many things, among them her love of a good detective story and a ferocious commitment to customer service. Recently, she got to combine the two, after a lost wallet was found in the store late one afternoon. Let’s let Mary tell the story: </span>‘I checked the wallet and found it belonged to a David D Franks of Richmond, Virginia USA. So began the detective's hunt. I rang the major hotels to see if he was registered as a guest, but no. […] I rang American Express to see if they could give me a contact number but the Australian girl rang through to an American counterpart who was particularly unhelpful by cancelling the poor man's card! I rang the local police station only to be told to come down and fill in a report. […] By this time, it was about 6.15 and I asked James if he had served many American tourists today and he said that he had helped some women who had been on a cruise ship. So, next stop was the Port of Melbourne Authority—all automated! So, I went online and found that a ship had docked today belonging to the same shipping line as the name on the card in Mr. Franks' wallet and that it was leaving tomorrow. Nothing for it, I decided, but to go down to Station Pier adjacent to St. Kilda and see what I could find out. The classic scenario then of security on the gates only letting passengers through to the ship. I explained that I didn't even know if this man was a passenger but I wanted access to the ship to find out, or for them to contact the ship for me. Cut a long story a bit shorter, Dave (my new mate on duty at the Port) sorted it and established that indeed M. Franks was on the ship and word was getting to him to come to the gate to meet me. That alone took twenty minutes, but along came the fellow. Well, we had the best chat. He is Professor David Franks of Virginia who simply could not believe the effort I had gone to.’</div>Gladys Bembohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09686175100344515346noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32684484.post-3406028050839588402009-05-14T12:30:00.000+10:002009-05-14T12:31:31.879+10:00Going that extra mile ...<meta equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"><meta name="ProgId" content="Word.Document"><meta name="Generator" content="Microsoft Word 11"><meta name="Originator" content="Microsoft Word 11"><link rel="File-List" href="file:///C:%5CDOCUME%7E1%5Ctim%5CLOCALS%7E1%5CTemp%5Cmsohtml1%5C04%5Cclip_filelist.xml"><o:smarttagtype namespaceuri="urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" name="State"></o:smarttagtype><o:smarttagtype namespaceuri="urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" name="country-region"></o:smarttagtype><o:smarttagtype namespaceuri="urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" name="place"></o:smarttagtype><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <w:worddocument> <w:view>Normal</w:View> <w:zoom>0</w:Zoom> <w:punctuationkerning/> <w:validateagainstschemas/> <w:saveifxmlinvalid>false</w:SaveIfXMLInvalid> <w:ignoremixedcontent>false</w:IgnoreMixedContent> <w:alwaysshowplaceholdertext>false</w:AlwaysShowPlaceholderText> <w:compatibility> <w:breakwrappedtables/> <w:snaptogridincell/> <w:wraptextwithpunct/> <w:useasianbreakrules/> <w:dontgrowautofit/> </w:Compatibility> <w:browserlevel>MicrosoftInternetExplorer4</w:BrowserLevel> </w:WordDocument> </xml><![endif]--><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <w:latentstyles deflockedstate="false" latentstylecount="156"> </w:LatentStyles> </xml><![endif]--><!--[if !mso]><object classid="clsid:38481807-CA0E-42D2-BF39-B33AF135CC4D" id="ieooui"></object> <style> st1\:*{behavior:url(#ieooui) } </style> <![endif]--><style> <!-- /* Style Definitions */ p.MsoNormal, li.MsoNormal, div.MsoNormal {mso-style-parent:""; margin:0cm; margin-bottom:.0001pt; mso-pagination:widow-orphan; font-size:12.0pt; font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";} p.MsoBodyText, li.MsoBodyText, div.MsoBodyText {margin-top:0cm; margin-right:0cm; margin-bottom:6.0pt; margin-left:0cm; mso-pagination:widow-orphan; font-size:12.0pt; font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";} p.BodyTextnoindent, li.BodyTextnoindent, div.BodyTextnoindent {mso-style-name:"Body Text no indent"; mso-style-update:auto; mso-style-parent:"Body Text"; mso-style-link:"Body Text no indent Char"; mso-style-next:"Body Text"; margin:0cm; margin-bottom:.0001pt; mso-pagination:widow-orphan; font-size:11.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size:10.0pt; font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language:EN-US; mso-bidi-font-style:italic;} span.BodyTextnoindentChar {mso-style-name:"Body Text no indent Char"; mso-style-locked:yes; mso-style-link:"Body Text no indent"; mso-ansi-font-size:11.0pt; mso-ansi-language:EN-AU; mso-fareast-language:EN-US; mso-bidi-language:AR-SA; mso-bidi-font-style:italic;} @page Section1 {size:612.0pt 792.0pt; margin:72.0pt 90.0pt 72.0pt 90.0pt; mso-header-margin:36.0pt; mso-footer-margin:36.0pt; mso-paper-source:0;} div.Section1 {page:Section1;} --> </style><!--[if gte mso 10]> <style> /* Style Definitions */ table.MsoNormalTable {mso-style-name:"Table Normal"; mso-tstyle-rowband-size:0; mso-tstyle-colband-size:0; mso-style-noshow:yes; mso-style-parent:""; mso-padding-alt:0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; mso-para-margin:0cm; mso-para-margin-bottom:.0001pt; mso-pagination:widow-orphan; font-size:10.0pt; font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-ansi-language:#0400; mso-fareast-language:#0400; mso-bidi-language:#0400;} </style> <![endif]--> <p class="BodyTextnoindent"><span style="" lang="EN">Mary’s efforts are possibly surpassed by American academic Daniel Fleisch, who flew more than 900km on Christmas Day from Ohio to Ottowa in Canada to hand-deliver a copy of his book on an obscure set of physics formulae to a customer who had posted a negative review on Amazon complaining that he’d been sold a flawed copy. At first Fleisch offered to send a copy of the book via overnight delivery, but the date—it was 24 December—meant the book, intended as a Christmas present, wouldn’t arrive in time. He thought about driving to <st1:country-region st="on">Canada</st1:country-region> from <st1:place st="on"><st1:state st="on">Ohio</st1:state></st1:place>, but the weather was too snowy. ‘I felt pretty lousy,’ Fleisch told the <i>Dayton Daily News</i>. Then he found a flight leaving at six am on Christmas morning, hired a rental car, and arrived at the disgruntled customer’s house. Fleisch apologised for the flaw in the original copy, handed over the book and headed back to <st1:place st="on"><st1:state st="on">Ohio</st1:state></st1:place>, arriving home after midnight. ‘Just seeing the look on his face ... it was worth it,’ he said. The customer has now updated his Amazon review, saying the book is ‘excellent for a new aspiring electrical engineer, physics student or even a practising engineer.’<o:p></o:p></span></p> Gladys Bembohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09686175100344515346noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32684484.post-91443185297011966212009-05-14T12:29:00.000+10:002009-05-14T12:30:33.831+10:00A sad sign of the timesIt’s a sad sign of the times, but the daily email bulletin from our friends at <span style="font-style: italic;">Publishers Weekly</span> has recently added a ‘Comings and Goings’ column for all those in the US book trade who have been laid off to post their private email addresses so people can stay in touch. There is a growing list every day of those who have lost their jobs.Gladys Bembohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09686175100344515346noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32684484.post-58797123457322305392009-05-14T12:28:00.001+10:002009-05-14T12:29:50.291+10:00Innovative retailing solutions?With Dymocks recently buying into a sandwich-bar chain, one has to wonder what ‘innovative acquisition’ will be next: ARW (sorry I mean ‘RedGROUP Retail’) buying up failed ABC childcare centres? Collins/Book City selling you a book while servicing your car?Gladys Bembohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09686175100344515346noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32684484.post-1887128342297556442009-02-02T11:47:00.000+11:002009-02-02T11:48:03.078+11:00How to save a fortune by doing absolutely nothing (and ignoring your accountant)Among all the economic doom-and-gloom talk, it was nice to hear of a good-news story, albeit somewhat accidental. During last year, a number of long-established book distribution businesses merged and were then sold on to a third party. The upshot was that the original owners of the businesses each received a substantial cheque once all the dust had settled. One of these book-trade veterans decided to take a well-earned, extended holiday, and simply deposited his cheque in the bank before jetting off. His accountant kept urging by email and text message for him to move his windfall from the ‘low-yielding’ bank account to the ‘lucrative’ stock market, but to no avail: the holiday was not to be interrupted; business matters could be dealt with later on. And just as well our chap stuck to his guns: by the time his holiday was over, the stock market had crashed and he saved himself a fortune by doing precisely nothing!Gladys Bembohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09686175100344515346noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32684484.post-79226566599226640502009-02-02T11:46:00.001+11:002009-02-02T11:47:18.664+11:00A bookish sort of PMOur new(-ish) Prime Minister has always seemed to me like the bookish sort, and indeed he was spotted in a well-known Melbourne bookshop (you know, that one on Lygon St) just before Christmas. According to the <em>Age</em>’s John Elder he even went so far as to praise bookshops as ‘temples of the soul’. After shaking many hands with other browsers, posing for photos and coo-cooing at babies, what books did the PM actually buy? Apparently his stash included <em>Nuns Having Fun</em>, copies of <em>Harpers</em> and the <em>New Yorker</em>, Tom Holland’s <em>Millennium: The End of the World and the Forging of Christendom</em> and Simon Schama’s <em>The American Future</em>. ‘In fact, there were a couple of other items he’d earlier selected being kept discreetly under the counter,’ the <em>Age</em> revealed, somewhat breathlessly, ‘notably <em>The Chaser Annual 2008</em>.’Gladys Bembohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09686175100344515346noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32684484.post-58927328156740384882009-02-02T11:45:00.000+11:002009-02-02T11:46:06.103+11:00The occasional anonymous gripeI always like to receive correspondence, and while I prefer it to be invitations to glamorous parties, the occasional anonymous gripe also has its place in my in-box. Thus, ‘an anonymous bookseller’ writes: <em>‘I’d like to point out an irritation I have with the publishers now pricing their books with “$x.99 cents”. Do they think customers don't realise that we cannot give one-cent change or that the book is actually cheaper than pricing it up to the full dollar? I feel quite stupid telling customers a book is $19.99 (a bit like a used car salesman). We all know they upped it from 95 cents to gain that extra four cents, but really why not show a bit of integrity and price it to the full dollar? I am interested to see if I am the only one that feels this way.’</em> Correspondence in reply to the usual address, please …Gladys Bembohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09686175100344515346noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32684484.post-84046998669100955162009-02-02T11:43:00.001+11:002009-02-02T11:45:17.154+11:00An unhappy Christmas taleI’m afraid I have share a distinctly unhappy Christmas story. West Australian bookseller Eric Ladhams had a shocking end to his 2008 after vandals broke into his store, Boab Books. The shop lost around $50,000 worth of stock when local children with whom Ladhams had clashed earlier in the week pulled the books off the shelves and poured milkshake syrup over them, before destroying the store’s computers, cool room and cafe. ‘Nothing was stolen,’ Ladhams told the <a href="http://www.booksellerandpublisher.com.au"><em>Weekly Book Newsletter</em></a>, ‘they just came in purely to smash and destroy.’ ‘Even if I could have afforded new stock, it would have taken three or four weeks to get there, so our Christmas trade was basically nil’. Two 14-year-olds have been charged, while four nine-year-olds have received juvenile cautions. Boab Books is now for sale.Gladys Bembohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09686175100344515346noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32684484.post-71293413326219904892008-11-21T14:10:00.000+11:002008-11-21T14:11:13.497+11:00Go you good horse!We know that all publishers are born gamblers, but retailers are usually rather more risk-averse. But just to break the mould, I hear that a prominent bookseller who says they never usually have a flutter ended up having a very nice win on Melbourne Cup day after trusting their instincts and plunging $20 on a 36/1 outside chance, based solely on the horse’s name: <em>Juggle the Books</em>!Gladys Bembohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09686175100344515346noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32684484.post-22816615211829108752008-11-21T14:09:00.000+11:002008-11-21T14:10:40.863+11:00Rememberance of Frankfurts pastA lovely Frankfurt story, passed on to me by a weary foot-soldier who says he ‘won’t even look at another sausage for months: you could say I’m wurst for wear.’ When everything was packed up on the Australian stand on the final day, a notebook was left unclaimed. Luckily Maree and Kathy from the APA had a good idea who had left it behind, and the notebook travelled back to Melbourne with my correspondent and was returned to its grateful owner. And was the notebook full of highly confidential business information and irreplaceable international intelligence on hot rights deals? Well, maybe it was, but the owner was most relieved to get it back because ‘one of my Frankfurt contacts had the most marvellous recipe for Madeleines and I wrote it on the front of the notebook.’ How delightfully Proustian!Gladys Bembohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09686175100344515346noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32684484.post-80282946256342237752008-11-21T14:08:00.000+11:002008-11-21T14:09:46.156+11:00A catty conversationAccording to the <a href="http://www.mediabistro.com/galleycat/">Galley Cat blog</a>, an attendee at this year’s Frankfurt Book Fair swears he overheard the following catty conversation between two publishing industry pros:<br />‘Where were you? You missed our appointment.’<br />‘I know. I'm sick of remaindering your books.’<br />‘You might have called to cancel.’<br />‘I was busy talking with a real publisher whose books actually sell.’Gladys Bembohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09686175100344515346noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32684484.post-30679424578649977342008-11-21T14:04:00.001+11:002008-11-21T14:08:13.010+11:00How very Gallic!When French novelist Jean-Marie le Clezio was announced recently as the recipient of this year’s Nobel Prize for Literature, the big American publishers searched their back-catalogues in vain—the few titles of his they did have rights for were long out of print. Smarting from the pre-prize pronouncement from Nobel Prize secretary Horace Engdahl that ‘American literary culture is too isolated, too insular. They don’t translate enough and don’t really participate in the big dialogue of literature,’ one hears that a number of US-based publishers hoped to rectify this embarrassing situation by bidding for translation rights to Le Clezio’s newest book at Frankfurt. But it wasn’t to be. Anne-Solange Noble, rights director for the venerable French publisher Gallimard, was playing a particularly Gallic game of chat et souris: ‘When an American publisher asks me about the book I reply with “Why are you interested in this Le Clezio? What do you know about his other books?” I tell them that I'll note their interest, but I don’t need to rush the sale, I’ll sell the rights later.’<br /><br />[Since I write this, I've learned that Simon & Schuster have now picked up rights for le Clezio in the US]Gladys Bembohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09686175100344515346noreply@blogger.com0